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The Left is Destroying America! And these are only a few things in just the last four years.

  The Left is destroying America And these are only a few things in just the last four years! In November 2020, Joe Biden was elected as the President of the United States of America. Since then, Biden’s brain cells have been dying at a shocking rate. Even before getting elected. Remember when he said that when he looked at a map of the United States, he did not see red states and blue states, he saw the United States of America. And he also saw that all the red states…. Since then, Joe Biden has mumbled, bumbled, spent more than $8,000 on ice cream, mumbled some more, nearly fallen asleep countless times when he was supposed to be talking, fallen up the stairs on his way to air force 1, and countless other things. One of his greatest accomplishments was being able to eat ice cream while he’s dead; that’s impressive.     After getting absolutely and utterly destroyed by Donald Trump in a debate, Biden refused to drop out of the election until the entire Democrat party t...

Sparkplug and Talon: Fight the Orcas

 Sparkplug and Talon Fight the Orcas Tom Plex floated lazily in his room reading a book. He lay in a comfortable position four feet off the ground. There was nothing supporting Tom, just empty air. Tom and his sister Sally were siblings. They were friends and cooler than that, they were superheroes. Tom had a few powers related to lightning. He could fly, he had the ability to shoot lightning, and he could make a rope out of lightning. His superhero name was Sparkplug. Sally had the ability to turn into five different animals. The animals were: A Peregrine Falcon, a swift, a cougar, a dolphin, and a monkey. Her superhero name was Talon. The watch on Tom’s wrist buzzed for a moment and Tom looked down so fast that his neck popped. The watch said: MISSION. It also had the number two, and a GPS coordinates for Alaska. Tom clicked a button on his watch and he was instantly wearing a suit like Spiderman's except that it was electric blue and had a yellow lightning bolt on ...