Watts of Stories

  Chapter Three Squadron Picks Maverick leapt into the cockpit of the Mustang and reached under the seat, pulling out his pistol. Without a clear idea about what he was going to do, he roared down the runway and into the air. The spy jet was flying a few hundred feet ahead, and it was stretching its lead. Maverick opened the canopy and stuck his arm out. He aimed as best he could and fired. From what Maverick could see, the bullet had hit but did little. Suddenly, another jet flew in behind Maverick and fired a missile at the jet. The enemy plane burst into flames. As Maverick turned his plane around and closed the canopy, he waved at the pilot of the jet. The pilot flipped up his visor and grinned at Maverick, who was shocked to find that Payback was the pilot. Payback had been one of the pilots on the last mission. Maverick grinned and gave Payback a thumbs up before the jet rocketed off toward the base. Maverick descended and landed on the runway. “Did that jet get him?” Rooster...

  T yrant R adical U npleasant M isogynist P ompous          A couple days ago, the world discovered that Donald Trump would be the President of the United States of America, starting in twenty twenty five. Here’s a small list of people who are thrilled about that. Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Lenin, and Karl Marx. Just kidding, the real list goes something more like this: Every. Sane. Person In America. Now that we know that Donald Trump will be the next president, we are all happy knowing that we won’t get involved in World War Three until either four more years when Trump’s final term ends, or when the left realizes that shooting people in the ear, does not in fact, kill them. If we do get involved in World War Three, however, Trump will get Israel to send the United States a stock of pagers and walkie talkies to give to the enemy in case of emergency. As soon as Donald Trump gets into office, the wars in the Middle ...