25 of the Greatest Christmas movie quotes of all time.

Look, you're flying!  It's okay, I'm used to it; I lived through the sixties. - The Santa Clause

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan! - The Santa Clause

You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa. - Elf

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Elf

Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color? - Elf

This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. - Elf

I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins! - Elf

Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas. - The Grinch

Let's go alphabetically. Aardvarkian Abakaniezer Who, I HATE you! Aarabee Benson Who, I hate you. Hate, hate, hate, Double Hate, Loathe Entirely! - The Grinch

4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise; 6:30, dinner with me—I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. - The Grinch

What? NO! The thermostat is a sacred covenant. I can't believe we're even talking about this. This is madness! - Daddy's Home Two

If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key. - The Grinch

I'm not crying. I'm just allergic to the majestic beauty of the falling snow. - Daddy's Home Two

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. - Elf

I like whispering too. - Elf

Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad. - Elf

Have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous! - Elf

Oh, I'm not messing with you. It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. - Elf

Judge, which is worse, a lie that draws a smile, or a truth that draws a tear? - Miracle on 34th Street

KEVIN! YOU SPENT 967 DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE!!!!!!!!! - Home Alone

Son of a Nutcracker! - Elf

They gave me a restraining order... but really wanted to see you! And I think you're beautiful, and my tongue swells up when I'm around you. - Elf

It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee. It is a crappy cup of coffee.  Oh, no. It's the world's best cup of coffee. - Elf

First, we'll make snow angels for two hours. Then we'll go ice skating. Then we'll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle. - Elf

Why is your coat so big? So, good news, I saw a dog today. Have you ever seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too? - Elf